Are you still obsessed with French Vogue’s December issue? The one that gives John Galliano the reigns as guest editor, and hails Sasha Pivavovra as its peg-legged drag king? Fashionista certainly is, and we’re panting over Sasha’s model portfolio, rife with pics from the shoot.

Meanwhile, the runway still throbs with Anna Sui’s swashbuckling, slightly insane Spring show during Fashion Week, where pirate chic was almost as popular as Mischa Barton.

Here at Fashionista, we don’t have any Dior eye patches, but we do have this ultra cheesyPirate Name generator, where we rechristen the Buckaneer wannabes of Paris, Milan, and New York. After all, even Jack Sparrow had a civilian name once… what was it again? Keith Richards?

John Galliano:: Arch-Pirate Hook-Handed Harry

Sasha Pivavorova: Dirty Jane Jailbird

Anna Sui: Skull Crusher Ivy

Vivienne Westwood: Pegleg Flirty

Coco Rocha: Bloody Love of the Baltic

Elizabeth Spiers: Belle, Master of Horror