Skinny Editor: I’m so depressed Gemma Ward is missing Fashion Week to make a movie. Especially to make a movie. Why Gemma? Why?

Fashionista: Oh, come on - she could be an excellent actress.

Skinny Editor: Excellent like that Cindy Crawford movie from the ’90s?

Fashionista: Um, okay, no. But some models become incredible actresses. Kim Basinger? Oscar. Charlize Theron? Oscar. Halle Berry? Oscar. Angelina Jolie? Oscar. Cameron Diaz? Oscar nomination.

Skinny Editor: Wow, you’re a Gemma believer!

Fashionista: I LOVE Gemma and I think she’ll be brilliant. I honestly and really do.

Skinny Editor: I hope you’re right. But I’m worried she’ll turn out like this…