Overwhelmed by the burgeoning sale season - and the very real possibility that we’ll get trampled at the Proenza Target Press Preview tomorrow - Fashionista seeks counsel in the mightiest shopping expert of all, Barneys phenom Simon Doonan. Here’s what he told us about navigating the fights for Fendi, the crowded dressing rooms, and - oops - the credit card bills that come with…

To Avoid Waiting On Line: We suggest shopping daily from 10:30 AM to 12 PM and also between the hours of 2 PM to 4PM.

What To Wear: We suggest women wear leggings and tank tops and men wear a sport shirt and jeans. (Don’t forget to wear your running shoes: you never know when you might have to make that mad dash for the last pair of Prada shoes.)

Assistance: If you find something you love, hold on to it: someone else may love it, too!

Additional Suggestions: Always look your best: People have been “discovered�? in stranger places…Please don’t feed the animals…. “Cruise�? every department: You might meet your future husband or wife. Suggested opener- “I’m buying a tie for my father, does it go well with this shirt?�?

Keep in mind, while Simon’s tips were specifically for the Barney’s Warehouse Sale, which happens in February, they seem to be apt anywhere with a 50% discount on footwear…