(Streetwalker, a post in which we pay homage to The Sartorialist while recognizing those he may have missed…)

Andrew: 18

Got Him: Outside of his NYU dorm on Third Avenue, East Village

Stalked Him: Because his giant gold Marc by Marc bag is both undeniably adorable and totally not okay, all at once.

Shot Him: Because besides the bag, he was rocking some neon Adidas sneakers and jeans that are skinny but somehow not anorexic. Kid friendly, blogger approved.

He Says: “The jeans are Cheap Monday, and I love them but their fly keeps unzipping when I walk. They’re not the best behaved jeans.”

We Say: Most likely to succeed as a junior Barney’s Co-Op buyer.