A Small Spoiler for Top Model

We won't tell you who's eliminated on the first episode of Top Model, but we will tell you this:

Their first photo shoot is based on political viewpoints, with one girl trying to model the "life in prison" look and another doing an inspiring shoot on the death penalty. There's even a pro-choice versus pro-life pose, which is beyond comment.

But the strangest part of the shoot: its set designer seems to be an arts and crafts counselor at camp. How else to explain the painted rainbow hanging above the "gay marriage" models, which looks like something from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat? This could only be the work of Mr. Jay.

(For the record - we cannot wait for the show.)