After nearly two months, the infamous Times article, “Questions A Couple Should Ask Before Marrying,” is still one of the paper’s most emailed stories.
Though its queries, including “do you want children” and “how shall we handle finances,” are certainly important, Fashionista wonders if there are more pressing matters for those friends and lovers whose relationship revolves around frequent trips to Jeffrey. Questions like…
1) Are we going uptown or downtown?
2) Do we have time for me to try stuff on?
3) Will you come into the dressing room with me, or do I have to do the run-out-grab-you-drag-you-to-the-mirror dance that always happens in Intermix?
4) Will you tell me I look fat if I actually do?
5) Will you tell me that bitch in the next dressing room looks fat if she actually doesn’t?
6) Can we have sex in the dressing room?
7) How do you feel about being seen in Forever 21?
8) If you object to fur, will you still come to Prada with me?
9) Do I have to watch you try on clothes, too, or can you handle that yourself?
10) You’re paying, right?
Happy Valentine’s Day, or: aren’t you glad you shop single?

Infamous dress by Viktor & Rolf.