We hear that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes will launch a line of children’s clothing together.

Victoria’s jeans for Rock & Republic were a success in England, though not so much here. Meanwhile, Katie’s forays into fashion have only recently begun - until she started kissing Tom Cruise a little too fervently in public, she was usually dressed in the Gap.

But together, we’re confident Posh and Kate can launch a kid’s line that Suri and Romeo will sport proudly on the Scientology playground. Of course, the real test is whether Apple Martin, Coco Arquette, and Zahara follow suit.

The line hasn’t been designed yet, so we’ve imagined what the clothes will look like.