Last season, Factory Girl was supposed to come out three months before it actually did. That meant we had a flood of Sienna covers and parties without a Sienna movie.

This season, it’s Scarlett’s turn to peak early - as Page Six reports today, The Nanny Diaries now debuts in August - not now - and yet Ms. Johansson has a Vogue cover and a Reebok line launching now. Both are perfectly timed for the film’s non-debut, and both are amazing, especially considered together:

Vogue’s piece on Scarlett mentions twice that the actress refuses to diet or exercise. Meanwhile, she’s put her face on a line of exercise clothing, including an amazing pair of sneakers and a tunic dress with a built-in butt.

Incredible.

Meanwhile, joining Scarlett in The Nanny Diaries is noted philanthropist and socialite Allison Sarofim. Her character’s name? “Eating Disorder Mom.”

This should be a fun one for the Cinema Society to screen at Soho House.