
Christian Lorentzen’s vaguely sociological cover story for Time Out New York reports on the hipster as a vampire-like bricoleur.
According to Lorentzen, hordes of hipster “zombies� are roaming the LES and Williamsburg converting the authentic and the ethnic to luxury condos with their relentless consumerism, Elvis Costello glasses, and killing “cool.�
Whether you buy Lorentzen’s argument or not, can we talk about what’s going on in the cover photo?
This guy doesn’t look like a hipster to me, and here’s why:
Cheesy graphic t-shirt. What hipster would have a shirt that was so clean and new, let alone one with a cheerful “disco� graphic?
White belt. We haven’t seen too many of these since around 2000-2001, and especially not after the “white belt backlash� circa 2002.
Double wallet chain. Or even one wallet chain? Is he a hipster or a high school skateboarder/hackey-sack dude/stoner? What would he have on there, keys? No way, he wouldn’t have keys because he would be crashing on your couch while he “looked for a place� and he wouldn’t have a wallet because he would borrow $5 dollars from you and “pay you back later.�
Clean shaven. Hipsters who shave? Right now it seems like every hipster guy, if he doesn’t have a full-on mystical mountain man beard, he at least hasn’t shaved in three days.
Did I miss anything?
—ALISON










posted by allie
May 31, 2007 10:10AM
Porkpie hat?!?! Hasn't been cool since about 1998. I think they meant to give him a fedora.