Top Model Recap: Sass + Bide + Bye Bye!

Last night’s Top Model finale was so obvious, we almost Tivo’d through the whole thing. Cha-Cha queen Jaslene edged out goofy Natasha and mean girl R
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Last night’s Top Model finale was so obvious, we almost Tivo’d through the whole thing. Cha-Cha queen Jaslene edged out goofy Natasha and mean girl R
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Last night’s Top Model finale was so obvious, we almost Tivo’d through the whole thing. Cha-Cha queen Jaslene edged out goofy Natasha and mean girl Renee to take the crown, ensuring twelve months of jumping lines at Marquee and getting swarmed by eight year olds in the drugstore. Meanwhile, Tyra tried to cause drama by hinting at bigotry behind the scenes, and Sass + Bide threatened to legitimize the entire fashion portion of the show by dressing the girls on the last runway. Thankfully, they put antlers on their heads to restore the show to the correct level of crazy. And on a sad note, we turned to our Top Model correspondent Brooke Miller for the very last time. Here’s what the 4.0 freshman at the University of Texas said about the show…

We were bored “It was very predictable! I was like, Natasha’s cute but she doesn’t have the composure to be a spokesperson and that’s what the job entails. And Renee is old – okay, older. She kinda wins by default.