“Hey Faranista,
Glastonbury is still a muddy mess. It’s not glamorous at all! You Americans are so obsessed…
I’ve been on the lookout for any girl in a Stella McCartney for Oxfam t-shirt and I haven’t seen a single one – though it may have been coated in mud. Will keep looking.
As for Kate and Pete, yes, it is very easy to see them. They are staying in a giant trailer down the road from the press tent. VIPs can rent the trailers for the entire festival. They cost 6000 pounds and they come with electricity and internet and someone comes round to do your laundry for you every day. And then a helicopter comes to take you from the camping site to the festival grounds. I’m not kidding.
Pete keeps riding his bicycle up and down the road here. It’s sort of irritating, but you would love it.
As for actual Glastonbury fashion, here’s a photo of what most people are dressed like.
More soon – and read The Daily Mail tomorrow to see more of my photos!

–Diamond Rodgers”