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Give Scott What He Really Wants

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If you’re like us, you dream of someday being one of fashion’s anointed.

That is, getting featured on the Sartorialist.

But how to get photographer Scott Schuman’s attention? We’ve gotten a little obsessed, taking inventory on exactly who appears on Scott’s website, and we’ve decided to share the fruits of our research.

Here are our tips for catching Scott’s eye:

If you’re a guy, show some ankle. A Thom Browne suit, shorts, even capris are all Scott-approved choices.

You may even want to draw attention to your exposed ankle by wearing an ankle bracelet - we cringe, but Scott loved it - he even took a close up.

Note: If you’re a celebrity in rehab, this might not be the way to go.

Also for guys, your chances of getting snapped are better if you wear a khaki colored suit, or at least a beige colored jacket.

If you’re a girl, wear a dress - 60% of Scott’s chosen girls do. Belt it at your natural waist. Add a pair of gladiator sandals. He loves those.

And no matter who you are:

Throw out your sneakers and flipflops.

Put something around your neck; a necklace, or better yet, a scarf.

Hang out in front of Fanelli’s at the intersection of Mercer and Prince Street.

Ride a bike, wear a hat. Ride a bike while wearing a hat. Do not, under any circumstances, wear a helmet [editor’s note: Faran wishes very much that you would all wear helmets, but it’s true, they’re not on The Sartorialist].

Now go out and look for Scott!

—ANNA FIELDING GRIGGS

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posted by HeatherChandler

Jul 25, 2007 4:20PM

At first I thought the post was kind of mean, but then I realized, in all fairness, you guys do make some valid points.

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posted by Modediktator

Jul 25, 2007 4:23PM

YEAH - THANKS FOR BRINGING US THE ULTIMATE GUIDE!!
I will buy me a bike first thing tomorrow morning... lol
He has a weakness for bikes, that's true!
:-)

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posted by jen

Jul 25, 2007 4:33PM

don't forget the great smile and beautiful hair!

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posted by Laura

Jul 25, 2007 4:50PM

Adorably Hilariously Truthfully Funny.

He knows what he likes.

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posted by The Sartorialist

Jul 25, 2007 6:14PM

You guys are the best!!!

Scott

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posted by amandabug

Jul 25, 2007 6:18PM

can faran suggest a place to buy helmets then? because i can't find one to wear that isn't hideously fugly, so i refuse to ride my cute bike for more than 5 blocks in fear of traffic.

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posted by astrid

Jul 25, 2007 6:22PM

why don't you marry him

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posted by rachel

Jul 25, 2007 7:31PM

it is best not to try to get photographed.....just let it happen. bill cunningham caught me when i least expected it, and it was such a nice surprise....

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posted by deborah

Jul 25, 2007 10:19PM

I still hope to be photographed by my old school 1st choice bill cunningham! V. funny post. Besides all of the above, wear a miniskirt while riding on a bike!

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posted by Bonnie Lass

Jul 25, 2007 11:14PM

Wait ... We're not going to see capris for guys anytime soon, are we? Because those jeans are dangerously close to fitting the criteria.

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posted by Patrick Richardson

Jul 26, 2007 10:05AM

Who cares what this guy likes, seriously, who cares.

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posted by Sarah

Jul 26, 2007 11:38AM

amandabug! Fashion-smashion you can't wear cute clothes when you're in a coma! My bike helmet is uglay as all getout but I make up for it by being fabulous/bad ass on my cutest ever bike. BUT in lieu of those icky Bell helmets, might I suggest a riding helmet? Like a horse riding helmet? Much cuter. My friends have been working on starting a cute bike helmet company that combines that riding helmet style with colors and patterns. Its still a work in progress though sadly. Also! People! No flip flips on your bicycle! Put them in you bag and wear some slip ons while you're riding. Do you want to lose a toe???? Who cares what the Sartorialist thinks is cute. Getting your toe cut off by your bike chain would totally get blood all over the clothes you're wearing.

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posted by anais

Jul 26, 2007 12:34PM

i think i'm the only person on earth who finds the sartorialist really boring these days. as this post shows, it's become totally predictable.

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posted by AFG

Jul 26, 2007 12:43PM

I don't think it's a bad thing at all that Scott has a very specific aesthetic. It's a unique one, so I still find it very interesting.

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posted by will

Jul 26, 2007 3:37PM

this is so true. i never really thought about it before, but he shot me last fall. just when it was starting to get cold and i had an old cashmere scarf that i have had forever with me and when i ran out for lunch i wrapped it around my neck with the blazer i had worn that day and there's the satorialist asking to take my photo. i guess the scarf made the look for him.

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