When I was 20, I sat eating french fries in the corner of a party with Richard Johnson. I didn’t know he was the editor of Page Six, and asked him advice about a certain guy giving me trouble.
It was sort of sad and sort of charming when I later found out he effectively ran a good chunk of Manhattan, it taught me a good lesson: Always know your gossips.
With that rule, I present to you the latest – and maybe oddest – new addition to your morning gasps of “Seriously?” and “I always knew he was gay” and “Ew, she’s such a product whore”:
Blogger Kelly Will, who will be filling in for Ben Widdicombe this week / next week at The New York Daily News.
Things to know about Kelly:
1. She is very tall and very nice.
2. She is very close with Leven Rambin, the All My Children actress trying to hit the socialite circuit.
3. Actually, that’s all we know about Kelly.
Grade her gossip every morning in the paper, and remember not to talk about the actor whom you slept with in the bathroom of a club at the top of your lungs…