If you can say the word “fierce” without smirking, get your resume ready:

Tyra Banks needs a new creative director for her company, Bankable Productions.

Your new job includes…

“Facilitating all creative concepts” - recruiting tall, slightly deranged beauties for Top Model…

“Assessing the feasibility and profitability of these creative concepts” - negotiating below-market insurance policies for those deranged beauties…

“Leading the business development of all viable concepts and positioning them to become successful new ventures” - figuring out if anyone will watch a spinoff show with Miss and Mister Jay…

“Working closely with the President on all key matters” - serving Tyra cake.

Bonne chance.