If you can say the word "fierce" without smirking, get your resume ready:
Tyra Banks needs a new creative director for her company, Bankable Productions.
Your new job includes...
"Facilitating all creative concepts" - recruiting tall, slightly deranged beauties for Top Model...
"Assessing the feasibility and profitability of these creative concepts" - negotiating below-market insurance policies for those deranged beauties...
"Leading the business development of all viable concepts and positioning them to become successful new ventures" - figuring out if anyone will watch a spinoff show with Miss and Mister Jay...
"Working closely with the President on all key matters" - serving Tyra cake.
Bonne chance.
posted by mary
Jul 02, 2007 12:20PM
i cant do it. i tried, i tried to say "fierce" without a smirk, but i can't.
and "president"? whatttt