Prissy, 3 years old (21 in dog years) Got her: Being escorted past our Mott St. stoop for an afternoon stroll. Stalked her: We know it's wrong to dress dogs in stupid outfits. We just couldn't stop ourselves. Shot her: Because between her immaculate hairdo, adorable barrette and Burberry plaid ensemble -- again, we couldn't help it. She says: Sorry, we're unable to translate. We say: What a bitch!