Cory Outfits Urbans: A Play in One Act

[Lights up on Freeman's Alley, where impossibly layered people stand, smoke, stare. Enter Cory Kennedy, in a Grey Ant jumper, with photographer Terr
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[Lights up on Freeman's Alley, where impossibly layered people stand, smoke, stare. Enter Cory Kennedy, in a Grey Ant jumper, with photographer Terr
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[Lights up on Freeman's Alley, where impossibly layered people stand, smoke, stare. Enter Cory Kennedy, in a Grey Ant jumper, with photographer Terry Richardson. Spotlight on Fashionista, in the corner, in a Marc slip dress. She is happy to see Cory, but exhausted.] Fashionista: Hello pretty girl! Cory: Heeeeey. Fashionista: So what have you been doing in New York? Cory: [A dead-on imitation of Clueless] Oh, you know, stuff. Fashionista: Ha, yeah, I bet you're so busy, like, designing a line for Urban Outfitters. [a pause that's too long.] Fashionista: Oh. Gosh. Cory: Who told you that? How do you know that? Did you talk to the Urbans people?! Fashionista: I can't reveal my champagne... I mean, my sources. Ooh, look, Ellen Von Unwerth is staring at you. Let's go talk to her! [THE END]