Fashion Week

Keeping Out The Riff Raff

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We know you would never have a problem getting into a show at fashion week.

But the presence of large security guards guarding the tents does indicate a certain level of physically-enforced exclusivity.

The ladies at lookonline.com interviewed the site manager and president of Citadel Security, who provide the guards for NY fashion week, and compiled this list of the top ten excuses of the uninvited:

“#1 “My friend is inside and she/he has my invitation”

#2 “I’m the one who put the bathrooms in this joint”

#3 “The designer asked me to come by today”

#4 “I KNOW I have a seat inside, but I left my invite in a taxi”

#5 “I was e-mailed to be here. It’s on my Blackberry”

#6 “We are all employees”

#7 “My friend told me to ask for “her”/”him”

#8 “DON’T YOU know who I am?”

#9 “I’M on the LIST!”

#10 “I am with her…she is with me…DON’T you know who the hell we are?” “

If none of those work for you, we recommend faking an accent and playing the “foreign press” card.

—ALISON COOL

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posted by anon

Sep 21, 2007 11:18AM

They had a show on CourtTV called Fashion Police I stumbled upon one day and it was all about the security at the tents and what the Citadel guys go through each day during Fashion Week…SO hilarious and they might actually work harder than most of the editors during fashion week, and they don't even get gift bags or free drinks.

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posted by guest

Sep 21, 2007 12:00PM

It's funny because using these actually does get you in some of the time, even though they're all obviously bogus excuses.

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posted by phil

Sep 22, 2007 8:12AM

wtf, #5 is totally valid sometimes. so i dont have a printer at home - how else am i supposed to show that i got the evite if not via my blackberry?

also, japanese accents work like a charm. almost as good = ruski.

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