Somehow we managed to float through the entire Luella afterparty - held at Claridge’s, where Marc Jacobs had his London show last season - without crashing into Peaches Geldof or Kelly Osbourne.

Whom did we spot?

Makeup legend Pat McGrath, left, caught at the door!

“We’re triple booked tonight, ma’am,” explained the security guard at the front.

We dare Pat to use that line on a model who’s late for her call time… and we all know which girl we mean!

Meanwhile, we’re planning to use the “triple booked” when someone asks where we were at Marios Schwab (the correct answer - “In Row B, seat 24, of course!” and the actual, truthful answer - “we slept through our alarm.”)