Last week, we wondered about Lily Allen’s favorite eyeliner:

After we got a tip saying she’d dish about it to T Magazine, we wondered -

What exactly was her favorite lid blotter?

Would she be as incoherent with her obsession as Mary Kate was, when she dared to pen a piece about her Chanel bag last year?

And would her story have anything to do with a rumored cosmetics campaign for the pop rocks princess?

We can’t answer that last little question, but we can tell you this: Lily loves Chanel eyeliner the most (the bags, the makeup, it must be a T thing…), and you can read her entire bohemian (emo?) rhapsody below. It debuts this Sunday in T: Magazine, but… well… you know how we get about waiting.