You may remember last year, when Mary Kate Olsen wrote about her favorite handbag in T Magazine.

It was the sort of thing that only happened because it could - “Hey, we’re the Times, let’s get an Olsen!” - as Mary Kate displayed neither originality nor clarity in her piece, but we still loved reading it.

Now it’s Lily Allen’s turn, as the British singer details her favorite eyeliner for an upcoming beauty issue. We expect the same level of fuzzy comprehension, but more swear words and perhaps a few rhymes.

The magazine hits stands in two weeks, but we have a sneak peek at her story, with one small problem:

We can’t identify Lily’s favorite eyeliner, since all we’ve got is a photo, and we’ve been using the same liquid stuff - from Maybelline - for like ten years.

Can you ID the liner from Lily?