Last night's premier of Project Runway did not disappoint- but our Project Runway Fantasy teams certainly did. Points: Natalie: 4; Faran: -3 Current spot: Natalie: 869th; Faran: 2322 (out of 2,793) What happened: Elisa screwed us over with a cracked-out creation that belied the roster of credentials boasted on her Bravo TV bio. Kevin turned out to be a wash for Natalie, and Simone dragged Faran down with a poorly-fitting, half-finished frock that made Nina Garcia fume, "Why is this dress so poorly constructed?" Our only saving grace was Rami's elegant but aren't-you-sold-at-Intermix winner that's keeping both of us afloat. Immediate plans for next week: Drop Elisa (seriously, what designer takes a nap when her dress looks like arts and crafts vomit?), add Ricky for inevitable crying points, and keep Rami. Bones to Pick: *Jillian, the illustrator from Ralph Lauren, made one of the most beautiful dresses of the night - we were shocked her deep-red cocktail bubble didn't make it to the top three. *Carmen may be an "ex model," but her outfit was heinous! How did she escape a comment from Michael Kors like "This reminds me of a terrorist Christmas tree explosion?" *Christian was only in the Top Three for good TV. His jacket had lovely seams, and I could definitely get behind that black-edged skirt, but the frills on the front of his blouse looked like skinned dalmatian ears. *We still can't get over how boring Rami's dress was. Doo.Ri must have been watching Project Runway like, "Didn't I do that four years ago?" That said, costume designer Chris was actually very sweet and cool, and we're going to start rooting for him. But our new favorite, favorite, favorite is calm and adorable Steven.
Last night's premier of Project Runway did not disappoint- but our Project Runway Fantasy teams certainly did. Points: Natalie: 4; Faran: -3 Current