We are not in LA for today’s Victoria’s Secret show, but that doesn’t mean our spies aren’t.

So far, it seems the biggest news is the Spice Girls’ stage wardrobe, designed by Roberto Cavalli. But instead of the cat print cough-up he did for H&M, we hear the Spice Girls outfits will be highly evocative of their original plasticine style.

“He’s working with a Union Jack motif for some of it, and he wants to stay true to each girl’s original stage persona.”

We’re not sure Scary Spice is so thrilled with that, but it may appeal to a certain New York fashion editor, who used to dress up as the Spice Girls during high school and perform with her friends at birthday parties…