1. Pose as stiffly as possible so the sides of the bag don’t droop - make them think you have a handbag filled with luxury goodies.
2. Hold it at the most unnatural angle possible to show off the shape of the bag and toned upper arms.
3. Sit with it in front of a wind machine.
4. Have friends (or stage hands) attach clear wire to the bottom of your bag. Pull the wire so your bag appears to magically fly to your side.
5. Give a look that says, “What bag? I’m so busy seducing you I didn’t even notice this giant suitcase!”
posted by guest
Dec 14, 2007 2:36PM
hahaha someone should have told scarlett johansson last year