Last night’s party for GQ and the CFDA honored talent like Rag + Bone, Gilded Age, and Engineered Garments.

But of course, the wall-to-wall display of male models at the party highlighted more than just the clothes.

Everyone seemed to have a favorite, from designer Michael Kors to Vogue babe Sylvana Soto-Ward.

But which team were the models playing?

We asked a former boy mannequin, who’s now an agent, to dish. He counted down the line, and proclaimed twelve (out of almost forty) of the boys as “totally and definitely gay.”

The only thing sadder than our disappointment in diminished crushes was this idea:

Those boys couldn’t fully enjoy the luscious Rachel Bilson, as decked in a bikini and straddling GQ’s latest (and excellent) cover.

Le sigh.