Jessica Stam may have the ice-eyes, but we hear Doutzen Kroes is the model who’s getting the literal cold shoulder from Vogue this week:

She’s been shooting at an ice rink with speed skater Apolo Anton Ohno and Annie Leibowitz - apparently, they’ve even made the Dutch model her own pair of speed skates!

No word on what else the Victoria’s Secret face will be wearing, though Nike and Adidas are big advertisers in the magazine, so of course those are possibilities.

Then again, Vera Wang is both a former figure skater and a former Vogue editor, and often made ice costumes for Olympic champion Michelle Kwan…

And if they really want to surprise everyone, Richie Rich was also once a professional Ice Capader, and sometimes creates his own spandex creations for skating exhibitions.

We’re not betting on that last possibility, but whatever - a little glitter never killed anyone.