We knew nobody could wait for the Halston revival - now it looks like nobody has to.

WWD reports that two items - a shirtdress for day ($1,495) and a silk evening gown ($1,795) - will be available on shoppers’ addiction Net-a-Porter within 24 hours after the clothes debut on the runway this coming Monday.

Net-a-Porter is promising same-day delivery if you live in New York or London - everybody else only has to wait one extra day after ordering.

Immediate thoughts:

-Will any front row regulars wear Halston next Friday?

-Will Forever 21 pay their designers heavy overtime?

-If the clothes are supposed to be ready for fast distribution next Wednesday, there has to be a bunch of brand new Halston dresses just sitting around in distribution centers in and around Manhattan, right now.

Anyone have the number of the London Fashion Looters?