We just got our schedule for London Fashion Week, and although the whole event seems incredible as always, there's one particular day - Wednesday, February 13 - that's a little too OMG for words. The party starts at noon with Armand Basi, a favorite avant guardian of ours from last season, when he sent Tanya D. preening down the runway in a skirt of faux plastic feathers and not much else. At 2:30, Richard Nicoll takes his turn and starts something of an underground fashion triathalon: 3:30 has House of Holland, the uniform of cool DJs and cooler emerging models. 4:30 hosts Fashion East, the hotly anticipated and always crazy group show for new designers. 5:30 slates the Serbian beauty Roksanda Illincic, whose floaty dress is seen on Irina Lazareanu at left, and then 6:30 we get the plastic fantastic genius of artist / designer / resident misfit Gareth Pugh. Strangely (perfectly?) every one of these labels has the same publicist - the madcap babe Mandi Lennard, who's kind of like Vivienne Westwood mixed with Bonnie Morrison. Then at 7:30 it's time for Giles, and 8:30 has Rodnik. We suggest trying to carpool with Jefferson Hack, Peaches Geldof, or best yet, with Agyness - after all, the shows can't start until she's blown through hair and makeup.
We just got our schedule for London Fashion Week, and although the whole event seems incredible as always, there's one particular day - Wednesday, F