And then sometimes, Forever 21 gets it right.
Witness their hysterical “Diva,” tee, with a slightly cleaned-up image of Lindsay Lohan buried like a Wonderland tortoise in a hoodie and massive, bloodshot-hiding sunglasses.
The shirt just went for sale on their website, and as far as we know, it wasn’t copied from anyone (except, perhaps, In Touch Weekly).
The tee sells for $11.80, which sounds like the average salary Ms. Lohan’s been offered for her recent movie roles, although if she can ever pull herself together, we expect that rate to raise much higher -
At least to the retail amount of a Marchesa dress, and maybe if she’s extra good with her counseling sessions, the cost of a Richard Prince for Louis Vuitton bag.
But all this giggly speculation leads us to another, actually quite intriguing, question:
Which designers are still gifting Lindsay her clothing and accessories?