To: Faran@fashionista.com
From: Insider@BigDesigner.com
So I got a call from Jade, the crazy Top Model contestant who was just a terror. It was actually her agent asking if I was interested in booking her for fashion week in February… She called her the “million dollar face.”
I’m not doing the booking anyway, and c’mon, it’s JADE! [Redacted: too mean for print]. But she insisted on emailing me these pictures and I had to share them with you.
We were thinking about having a go see just for fun if we weren’t busy as hell. We’re not as mean as she was on the show!
There’s nothing remotely fashionable about any of this, but its pretty hilarious. Apparently Matthew Ralston shot them. Enjoy.