Agyness: Officially Unreal

Feb 20, 2008 @ 9:00am

Agyness Deyn pose.jpgFor those of who you worship Agyness Deyn, your taste has just been venerated. For those of who you are sick to death of her, well, we hope you're not going to shop at a Zara anytime soon.


The Daily Telegraph reports that Adel Rootstein, the British mannequin company, has designed an Agyness model to launch in a Dusseldorf branch of Zara before being released in Zara's worldwide.

With this deal, Agyness joins the ranks of Twiggy, a former Adel Rootstein mannequin herself, and kind of one-ups Kate Moss, who was rejected by the late Adel Rootstein herself for being "too short."

Aggie is reportedly hanging on to just one life-size doll of herself - maybe to send down the runway on skates to pick up a little extra cash?

We hope the Zara window dressers are smart enough to not put the Agyness mannequins anywhere near the windows - she'd be a prime steal for those smash-and-grabbers...

[PS If you can't get yourself to a Zara, or if you just can't wait, you could always wear Agyness' likeness on your back - is this girl a phenomenon or what?]

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posted by britt

Feb 20, 2008 9:32AM

i NEED those pants!!!

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posted by SOF

Feb 20, 2008 10:21AM

still in LAV!

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posted by guest

Feb 20, 2008 10:41AM

She annoys me

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posted by guest

Feb 20, 2008 10:42AM

No one but Agyness and Kate need those pants. Ridiculous on anyone else.

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posted by Nikki

Feb 20, 2008 12:32PM

Also for those obsessed with Agyness:

She will be a guest along with Forrest Whitaker (and UK TV legend Bruce Forsyth) on "Friday Night With Jonathan Ross" on BBC1 at 10.35pm.

Those Brits who have Friday night plans can catch it on iplayer for the next week.

Those Brits who don't want our international friends to miss out: upload it ASAP.

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posted by The Habit

Feb 20, 2008 9:15PM

Interesting that Kate was rejected for being too short; I think she and Twiggy are the same height.

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posted by anna_muffin

Feb 21, 2008 1:15PM

To me, Agyness is not pretty in any way. But I love Zara, so I will forgive them for this ;-)

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