We thought the Burberry collection was sick in a good way, but it turns out, many fashion editors thought Gucci was sick – in a real way.
“Looking at the floor made me nauseas,” moaned one fashion friend. “The bags were patterned and the tile was patterned and I really needed a Dramamine.”
“Headache!” emailed another editor, “Total headache!” Though perhaps she was talking about the collection…
A model also texted in to tell us the floor caused many girls to fear tripping over themselves, which may be why no girls who have fallen in the past – Stam, May Anderson – were cast in the show.
Instead, Natasha Poly opened, which means she’ll probably be a face of the brand for another year – hopefully the campaign set will cause less vertigo than the current runway.