WWD reports that Donna Karan is relieving herself of 20 years of clothes, accessories, and stuff from her house(s). We wonder…

How will she fit a warehouse full of stuff in her studio? Will it spill out onto the street Brooklyn yard sale style?

Will people really buy her old bed? And sleep in it? Does it come with Donna Karan linens?

We hear she’s selling couture gowns and runway samples from her own collections. But how will that fit into her $20 to $2,000 price range?

Do you think her inspirational rock will be fore sale? Because it would make a great paperweight

Will there be security to fend off crazy Barbra fans from trampling everyone else?

We hope so. But if this sale foreshadows a collection for WalMart ala Norma Kamali, we will cry into our Seven Easy Pieces.

March 14 and 15, the Steven Weiss Studio - Be there!

—BRETT KANE