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News Mar 11, 2008 @ 2:39pm

Do Paris for Free!

by Britt Aboutaleb

Picture 10.pngTeen Vogue and MTV want to send you to Paris to “help make Lauren’s dream your own.”


So, if you need to borrow Lauren Conrad’s dream for a moment:

1. We’re sorry.

2. Don’t date boys like Jason and Brody - they’ll totally ruin your dreams.

3. Whatever you do, don’t wear anything from LC’s clothing line. It screams “America”.

4. Practice your accent - “Bun-Jurr” is not acceptable.

5. Hope that MTV re-hires the cute boy who showed Lauren around Paris to give you an equally good tour.

Bonne chance!

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posted by guest

Mar 11, 2008 2:53PM

WTF is Lauren wearing? When I first read the headline, I thought you were making a jab at Lauren comparing her to Paris Hilton. Get it? No? Whatevs.

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posted by guest

Mar 11, 2008 3:08PM

She is so horrible.

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posted by guest

Mar 11, 2008 3:11PM

that bathing suit is seriously ugly

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posted by guest

Mar 11, 2008 3:41PM

She looks amazing though

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posted by guest

Mar 11, 2008 4:36PM

She does not look amazing.

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posted by guest

Mar 11, 2008 5:44PM

Lauren never looks amazing.
All of those girls on The Hills are sooo hein.

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posted by Bhitchon

Mar 11, 2008 6:12PM

I like her bathing suit...it's different and she looks good in it. if you wanna see a better bathing suit
http://vintageviolet.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/mens-speedos-made-from-vintage-t-shirts/

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posted by guest

Mar 11, 2008 6:43PM

that thing is hideous. her bathing suit is bad too.

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posted by RayBay

Mar 11, 2008 9:54PM

I love fashion that piques the imagination, fashion which raises important questions

Like (and this has nothing to do with LC herself, as a person; I do not know her personally):

Do sows have eight nipples or six?

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posted by Halie

Mar 11, 2008 10:50PM

Eww... I've got my own dreams, thanks, and they don't involve LC, bad jersey dresses or terrible French accents.

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posted by Holly

Mar 12, 2008 9:23AM

Why, why, why does this girl get press?
Why?

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