10 Questions for The Hills...

Apr 15, 2008 @ 9:00am

10. Wow, look at all those headshots. Are they casting for future People’s Rev employees?

9. “Kelly goes in and out.” Like the Wizard of Oz?

8. It's sort of funny Heidi is so stressed about Spencer being with other people. Because really, what girl in America would even talk to Spencer?

7. OMG I’m not getting married until I’m 32 either!

6. "Hey Audrina, they only want to be friends with you to get back at me!" Is Lauren really self absorbed, or just Machiavellian?

5. So Heidi moans, “I’ve never felt so betrayed” when she sees Spencer talking to a girl at a nightclub. But that's worse than when Lauren said she couldn’t be friends with Heidi because of her boyfriend? Really?

4. Whitley Kroes models = Cory Kennedy with better lipstick?

3. "Who takes a vacation from a relationship?”

2. Did Kelly just call Whitney a “bitch in training!?!” Aaah can we steal that?

1. Logistical question: If Lauren works for People's Revolution, then why is Bluprint PR (a different LA firm) doing the press for her clothing line?

posted by rachael

Apr 15, 2008 9:33AM

Heidi and Spencer spotting....
yesterday, in Barneys, trying on shoes around 6:30-7.

Heidi is beyond scary looking in real life and super tiny. Total bobblehead...I don't know how her little legs supported her huge head, hair and lips.

Spencer looked exactly the same as on the show. He spent the entire time texting while laying on one of the couches.

It was extremely entertaining watching all the other shoppers pretend not to notice them. But lets face it....even if you didn't know who Heidi was, you would have noticed her in Barneys.

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 9:53AM

So when Kelly offers Lauren the job saying that they are looking to make changes to the LA office, does the wrist band girl know she should get her resume ready?

posted by jaja

Apr 15, 2008 10:16AM

RE: 6. "Hey Audrina, they only want to be friends with you to get back at me!" Is Lauren really self absorbed, or just Machiavellian?

I honestly think Audrina is too dense to notice Lauren was taking a dig at her.

posted by kenya

Apr 15, 2008 10:58AM

this show is going downhill fast. what even happened last episode? way to much filler time with shots of landscapes. maybe they will all get spinoffs. that would be spiffy. just imagine, 'spencer at large'. next episode spencer thinks about things that he dislikes and things that he doesnt understand like birds and dictionaries. also, heidi comes over. wack.

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 11:06AM

spencer is the best thing to happen to this show. his comments are beyond amazing. i wish they showed more of him and less of audrina. and ...i don't work in fashion...but i'm pretty sure that's not how you get a job/tell someone (jessica) they are about to be axed.

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 11:13AM

This show is sssssooooo staged. It is now definitely apparent that everyone is making a lot of effort to keep up the drama for viewers. Nice try, but it isn't working. The whole L.A scene is just sickening really.

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 11:14AM

someone should tell people's revolution that not all press is good press.

posted by _kristen

Apr 15, 2008 11:37AM

Oh man. Did anyone else see that random cut to Kirstie Alley in the front row of our fashion show shot? I loved that!

posted by stacy

Apr 15, 2008 12:46PM

$10 says we won't get a Lauren Conrad/Lisa Love conversation....she'll pretty much just start working for Kelly.

Lauren to Audrina: "Why else would they want to be friends with you?...."

That girl from People's Revolution will be fired, yes? Hopefully!

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 12:50PM

you guys are so retarded. everything on this show is fake. whitney and lc do not really work at Peoples Revolution. of course lc has another or firm because she doesnt really work there! jeez

posted by bastylefilegirl

Apr 15, 2008 1:01PM

Well Blueprint is doing PR for her line, because her line is a bad Rachael Pally overpriced knock off and People's Revolution has better stuff to deal with!

6. "Hey Audrina, they only want to be friends with you to get back at me!" Is Lauren really self absorbed, or just Machiavellian?

Answer: LC is really dillusional, and she still thinks she in her fairytale world of the OC where the sun rises and sets on her! She needs to get over herself!

posted by bastylefilegirl

Apr 15, 2008 1:03PM

Oh and did you guys see the clips of the next episode? "Lo" is really lowdown ( snarky and bitchy) asking Audrina " so what's your plan" in refrence to Lo and Lauren getting a house and not inviting Audrina.

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 3:19PM

doesn't matter...b/c Lauren & Lo actually got the house with Audrina anywayS!

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 5:13PM

0. did anyone else notice that when Lauren got asked to help at people's rev during fashion week she just casually said "yeah i have nothing going on this week"? i bet the show is even gonna bother doing a staged "Lauren leaves her fake job at Teen Vogue" scene full of meaningful stares and emo/pop-rock music.
-1. i liked how Lauren acted like helping out at a fashion show was this strange new experience for her, yet she's had one of her own. it's so dumb how the show doesn't even acknowledge her line, i mean i know i'd be way more interested in seeing her putting it together instead of "slaving away" for Kelly.
-2. i gag at the stench of desperation that emits from that girl Heidi "works" with at bolthouse. she's gorgeous, but come on...Heidi ain't your ticket to fame, honey. i think Heidi's awkward, perky "woo hoo girls night out!" attitude proved she really DOESN'T spend much time with girls anymore.
-3. Audrina seemed really strange and distant the whole time, she couldn't have made it clearer that she was forced to hang out with Heidi and Stephanie who, by the way, has replaced lauren as best actress on the show.

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 5:28PM

i hope to God that the girl working at people's rev (jessica i believe?) is an actress.....because seriously what person in their right mind would ever sign up to be a part of the hills so that those two little twits lauren and whitney can basically be shown to the rest of the world as better than you?! its ridiculous....mtv really do take care of their cast, they are careful to constantly show them upstaging other people and "getting further in the fashion industry" - when in "reality", after this show is over, those girls are going nowhere fast! down with the hills! lol

posted by Jac

Apr 15, 2008 5:58PM

If Lauren had a line debuting at fashion week, wouldn't she be too busy to work at PR? Last night closed the book for me on whether or not this show is fake.

posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 8:06PM

I am hypnoticed by Heidi's mustache. That discolored line of skin on top of her upper lip. Is that because of the injections,or is that just badly applied lip gloss?
Anyone out there noticed what I'm taking about?

Big shout out to Kelly for having to specify " no boobies " as a dress code!

posted by poseur

Apr 15, 2008 8:34PM

and they ended a segment AGAIN with Don't Funk With My Heart...

posted by Fassion

Apr 16, 2008 5:10PM

Heidi looks alot older now after the surgery but she is a one stylin' bitch in my opinion. I also noticed the upper lip thing. I'm sure it's from the injections. Heidi is Plastic Fantastic!

posted by guest

Apr 18, 2008 10:54AM

Did anyone else notice Angelika from TLC's A Model Life on the Whitney Kros runway?