10 Questions for The Hills...

Apr 22, 2008 @ 9:00am

10. So did Lauren just like text Lisa Love to say she's quitting?

9. Audrina wears dresses? Phillip Lim ones?

8. What the hell is a "computer class"?

7. Heidi - you really need another "girls' night"? Don't these usually end in embarrassment for you?

6. Is Lauren wearing a knuckle ring? For her first post-fight scene with Heidi? And Justin Bobby? (And is that a kids' bed sheet wrapped around her chest?)

5. "Oh my gosh, here comes Justin" - read from a teleprompter?

4. Oh Heidi, fake nails? Dark red? Oof - but we guess it's just another one for the list.

3. Could Justin Bobby care less about the whole Heidi-Lauren backstory? Guess he really wants to get Audrina on the bike...

2. Does Lo secretly hate Audrina?

1. Has Spencer kind of retired from the show? Because he's actually coming across as semi-sage compared to everyone else.

posted by christeenuh

Apr 22, 2008 9:04AM

Lo seems to be the queen of creating awkward momtents.
"Is Heidi coming?!"

Also, I think I'm actually starting to like Spencer. Heidi is just a nutcase.

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 9:18AM

I think last night's episode was a turning point from hating Spencer to loving how faux non-chalant he is about the whole situation. So meta.

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 9:39AM

what about the absence of whitney!

posted by Chic Inspector

Apr 22, 2008 9:40AM

You guys forget to talk about those awful voice-overs. The Hill's are really making it obvious that the show is fake.

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 9:45AM

here is a pattern:
LC cannot be friends with any one she cannot control-

1) lose control of heidi- move in with audrina
2) losing control of audrina- move in with lo
3) shall we guess the next move?

Lauren is ridiculous, self absorbed,passive aggressive, evil, manipulating and kinda very very boring-

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 9:50AM

more importantly, how about 10 questions for gossip girl?!

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 9:50AM

I fell asleep before it came on! Good thing there isn't really anything to ruin...

However... WHERE IS A GOSSIP GIRL 10 QUESTIONS?!?

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 9:55AM

is it just me or is whitney starting to look like a chipmunk? girl needs to pull herself together

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 10:14AM

1. lauren is sooooo completely pathetic, but did anyone else think that she seems almost a little more close to being normal, conversation wise at least, when she is with Lo? (and yes I do think that Lo hates Audrina)

2. Who pays for Heidi's shoes? Does MTV just pay for their whole wardrobes? I'm thinking they have too.

3. Poor Audrina just needs to get rid of Lauren! Also, I feel like this is the first time we saw Justin Bobby's face upclose w/o all his hair in the way. He is not too bad...he had really good teeth at least.

ok thats enough..

posted by fay

Apr 22, 2008 10:47AM

Good idea Guest @ 9:50am!

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 11:02AM

9:50

Such a better idea. watching gg made me realize i am so over the hills

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 11:24AM

if you HATE Lauren and the HILLS SOOO MUUCH! Why keep watching it???? can't look away from a car wreck syndrome??? hahaha! this posts makes me laugh cause even though you're all hating, you still LOVE to watch it!!

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 11:30AM

STOP!

posted by stacy

Apr 22, 2008 12:25PM

Yeah, the beginning voiceover, something along the lines of "but I was about to learn that...." needs to go.

What's a computer class? Was that a real question? It's a class on computers. There. Question answered.

Why can't Lauren, Whitney and Lo live together. I'm tired of Audrina.

posted by arcane

Apr 22, 2008 12:28PM

Question 8. I don't know where little LC is in her studies. She is taking extremely long to finish school, which is odd since her a major is really a cake walk. Its probably computerized flat sketching...otherwise it'd have to be computer grading, marketing, and cutting. But if she was that behind, she might as well just do a Heidi and drop out immediately.

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 12:45PM

9:55 am guest, I agree... Whitney looks a little funky lately. What's with the new dirty-hair-bobby-pin-some-chunks-back-and-slap-on -a-headband-and-call-it-a-hairstyle look?

posted by porscha

Apr 22, 2008 12:49PM

i am ready for 10 questions for gossip girl. i love the hills, but it's beginning to become too fake for me.

posted by bastylefilegirl

Apr 22, 2008 12:57PM

2. Does Lo secretly hate Audrina?

UH DUH Lo = Lo down, snarky, and a little bitchy she is the most sneaky person on the entire show, the one that Lauren is probably most in need of watching her back for.
I find it funny that Lauren feels okay talking about Audrina behind her back with Lo but if the tables where turned and anyone talked about her behind her back they would be CUT OFF!

posted by FashionIntelligentsia

Apr 22, 2008 2:03PM

The Hills is so painful to watch. I too prefer GG for my Monday nights! You can read my favorite fashion moments on my blog (see profile) - which I won't post, because I've figured out fashionista doesn't like that. :)

posted by mmr421

Apr 22, 2008 4:11PM

Obviously Lo is jealous of Audrina. Obviously.

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 8:41PM

the whole awkward lunch scene with audrina, lo, and lauren was obviously pretty edited because as of right now all three of them are living together.

umm let's talk about how gorgeous and COHESIVE justin bobby was? 10 bucks says he did some time in rehab.

posted by guest

Apr 22, 2008 10:18PM

5. "Oh my gosh, here comes Justin" - read from a teleprompter?
I'm thinking they sound so fake because the mics can't actually pick up dialogue in a loud club, so they have to re-dub everything..lamely.

And Audrina? In Phillip Lim? is exactly what I was thinking!

posted by guest

Apr 23, 2008 11:46AM

Here's Audrina in the green Phillip Lim dress:
http://fabsugar.com/964004

posted by emilyebba

Apr 23, 2008 12:46PM

only girls who have awful boyfriends organize girls nights. it's a proven fact.