posted by gen

Apr 03, 2008 12:45PM

David Lee Roth, by miles and miles. Prince's bottom looks quite unremarkable [who'd have thunk the little purple one was capable of EVER being unremarkable?] and Gisele looks like Porno Barbie, particularly caught, as she is, in that "this leg this way, that leg that way" moment.

DLR looks like Iggy Pop from behind, and there are far worse back-ends to look like.

posted by guest

Apr 03, 2008 12:49PM

if giselle is being photographed in it, does that mean that people are supposed to wear such "shorts" in summer??? - I'd laugh in their face!

posted by miss_k

Apr 03, 2008 1:12PM

Diamond Dave hands down!

posted by guest

Apr 03, 2008 1:13PM

What about Howard Stern? ;)

posted by Holly

Apr 03, 2008 1:21PM

Now I love Diamond Dave, but I believe that picture was circa 1984. I don't know (but I could be wrong) that he could rock those chaps the same way now. Prince and definitely Giselle still could (although isn't Prince due for hip replacement surgery soon?)

posted by guest

Apr 03, 2008 1:23PM

I'm pretty sure Prince wore the assless chaps at the MTV video awards, not the superbowl. Gisele still wins though.

posted by HauteTopicTumblr

Apr 03, 2008 1:26PM

I think Dave's got the assless pants market cornered for years to come. Valiant effort by Gisele, but I'd like to see her try and do a full toe-touch jump in those.

posted by Laia

Apr 03, 2008 1:45PM

haha, this is amazing.

Prince is the winner, hands down.

posted by guest

Apr 03, 2008 2:50PM

u forgot about Xtina

posted by guest

Apr 03, 2008 3:06PM

Prince, of course.

posted by guest

Apr 03, 2008 3:19PM

Gisele is working with Mario Testino. Those pictures should come out superb!

posted by Fassion

Apr 03, 2008 5:46PM

Gisele has the best "ASS"ets!

posted by hipstersdontlie

Apr 03, 2008 5:54PM

Prince!

posted by Katie H

Apr 03, 2008 7:49PM

Yeah, Prince wore this at the VMAs- it was bright yellow. I remember my parents made me change the channel!

Gisele looks hot but that outfit is hideous, it looks like a Project Runway reject from toilet paper bridal shower game challenge. Far too distracting from her beautiful figure.

posted by Halie

Apr 03, 2008 8:46PM

oh, god.

five words for you.

spice girls movie backup dancers.

posted by vicki

Apr 03, 2008 11:11PM

Prince for sure!

*die hard purple one fan over here!*

posted by guest

Apr 04, 2008 6:48AM

why can't I have her ass. why god, why? Gisele is also my favourite model. Daria comes second.

posted by guest

Apr 29, 2008 11:36PM

Gisele. Love that girl.