Streetwalker

Streetwalker: Homeless in Prada

malachystreetwalker.jpgMalachy, Beauty Publicist


Got Her: On Mercer, heading to the place to be today - the post office on Greene.

Stalked Her: Because we’ve never seen a real woman wear such an Olsen-esque piece of clothing and not look ridiculous.

Shot Her:Because beyond the fur and the plaid, she had on some pretty awesome jewelry like the lapis stone bracelet, a snake bangle and horsebit thingy. Plus, we love an oversized clutch.

She Says: “Thank god I killed that bear! (awkward silence) Just kidding! It’s totally fake. Um, I guess my style is homeless chic?”

We Say: The style’s actually called Olsen.

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 3:50PM

Ehhh...

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:16PM

I'm sorry. This is not good. She has lovely shiny hair and a great smile, but the outfit ... I just think it looks messy.

Also, while I'm sure she meant no harm, equating your sloppy style to that of homeless people is insenstive, IMO.

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:21PM

why is the post office cool today?

i could do without those gaucho-type pants. but shes cute from waist up and the classic 'gamo flats

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:34PM

Super duper cute! Love the shoes, wish my feet were small enough to wear gamos.

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:41PM

No...her whole outfit is just wrong. The vest could be cute if it was styled better, but it does not work with those pants. Also, it was way too warm for a huge fur vest today...

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:51PM

OMG _ I was walking by when this shot was taken - the girl was super cute - they're not pants but amazing one piece - she looked very pulled toghether

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:52PM

I think she looks amazing. I love the vest, its works perfectly with the whole outfit

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:53PM

She looks fantatic i love the vest

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:53PM

aw, I like it. She's cute!

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:54PM

I think she looks AMAZING! Gorgeous, beautiful, stunning!!

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posted by malachy

Apr 15, 2008 4:54PM

I think she looks cute, maybe she was caught off guard on the street on the way to mail her taxes to the IRS, was distracted and those pants are attached to something really fabulous that the vest is accidentally hiding, and maybe she is much cuter than the photo lets on.
PS. It is up to the person to decide on their internal and external temperature and dress accordingly. Her shoes are adorable and what amazing taste in jewelry.

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 4:55PM

It's the pants that kill it. The jewlery is good. She should have tighter skinnier pants and heels!

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 5:19PM

I LOVE IT! she's super cute! and i love that she's brave enough to wear non-skinny pants with this number! why be like everybody else?! it's original, and fun! refreshing!

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posted by furlover

Apr 15, 2008 5:23PM

She is simply divine! From the fur Vest - great take on a standard to the "what is old is new again" with the shoes. Her skin looks amazing - as if she only eats pure and clean....really she looks so beautiful.
Keep it up!

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 5:44PM

She is just divine! The Vest is a wonderful take on classic standard and the shoes are that "what is old is new agian." done right. More than the clothing...is her SKIN! Does she only eat pure and clean? Really her skin looks just flawless. What a Beautiful women!

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 5:44PM

I'm sorry.. did you say "and NOT look ridiculous"? Because this is.. ridiculous.

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posted by gucciLIES

Apr 15, 2008 7:28PM

Cute ♥

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 8:04PM

no.

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 8:24PM

She does look cute. Why not have fun with fashion? There aren't any rules.

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 8:35PM

I love that bracelet, but the outfit doesn't do anything for her body. Nothing suggests any sort of feminine shape...too boxy.

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 8:37PM

Everything looks cute... except the vest...that looks beyond horible! Hopefully there is something hiding in there that actually looks cute.

She is pretty though...:)

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posted by guest

Apr 15, 2008 11:43PM

oy.. maybe with some skinny jeans and the flats, but the black pants are no good. the top is very interesting, and her bracelets are awesome

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posted by guest

Apr 16, 2008 8:07AM

:-(

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posted by guest

Apr 16, 2008 9:08AM

I happen to know this woman personally, and her style is undeniable. Remember she was picked out of how many million people in NYC to be photographed. Can you say that has happened to you? Don't think so. You look gorgeous Malachy. xoxo, Gossip Girl

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posted by guest

Apr 16, 2008 11:35AM

i'm sure she has amazing style, you can see it, but those pants look horrible. at least in this shot.

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posted by guest

Apr 16, 2008 1:41PM

I believe Zoolander said it best when they named the style- DERELICT!

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posted by guest

Apr 16, 2008 4:32PM

She is cute (cute hair, cute smile), but sorry, the outfit is not cute. She looks like the "before" shot of a makeover.

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posted by guest

May 27, 2008 5:50AM

Bleah...no style...

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posted by Fassion

Jun 07, 2008 9:34AM

I think the shirt and pants are too summery for the "fur" vest.

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posted by guest

Jul 01, 2008 1:05AM

First, what are gamos? Second, I'm glad this girl has a sense of humor because this outfit doesn't show off her since of style. Maybe it's just cuz i'm not into olsen-style fashion.

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