Ellen Page may still be in talks with a certain cosmetics company for a deal, but it seems another excellent actress has already taken one:
Today, we learned that Oscar nominee Virginia Madsen is the new face and spokeswoman... of Botox.
The actress will star in the company's print ads and television commercials, which debut at a party next week - along with (seriously) a PSA on behalf of the League of Women Voters, starring Ms. Madsen.
We're not sure how voting and vetoing wrinkles go together, but the whole thing gets us inspired:
Maybe more women would vote if it was part of a spa experience? There could be the Mani-Pedi Primary, a massage for liberals where you're totally naked, a massage for conservatives where the masseuse doesn't even touch you, just tells you sternly to feel better...
Oh, we could make millions.











posted by guest
Apr 02, 2008 9:03AM
I thought this happened a while ago? Though your lines about the massages at the end are too funny. :)