It’s been a while since the last time we came across a spoof of the Anya Hindmarch “I’m Not a Plastic Bag” tote, but we think this one really beats them all.
Despite the bag’s popularity, and the good things we know came from it, we couldn’t help but burst out into laughter when we came across Fashion Indie‘s “I’m Not a Douche Bag” tote on Cafe Press.
So seventh grade, and yet, so on point – we’d love to swing this around the Whole Foods salad aisle while enunciating our plans to offset the bag’s carbon footprint using only macrobiotic beets.
Tags: Anya Hindmarch, bags, eco-clothing, Tote bags, Whole Foods



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I could marry you right now Natalie!!! Thanks for the love.
I could marry you right now Natalie!!! Thanks for the love.
OMG.
that is hilarious… i want to order it!
OMG.
that is hilarious… i want to order it!
LOL I was bored of all the other “I’m not a so-and-so bag” bags, but this one was too dead on to pass up… I just went to the site and plopped down the money for it… I’ll let you know how it is when it arrives….
LOL I was bored of all the other “I’m not a so-and-so bag” bags, but this one was too dead on to pass up… I just went to the site and plopped down the money for it… I’ll let you know how it is when it arrives….
Awesome. I’m so sick of those “I’m not a…” bags. I’m not that “Green” of a person but even I know it defeats the purpose of being “Green” when the only girls using it, are using it as an “it” purse of the moment. Wholefoods? These girls are ordering takeout ;-)
Awesome. I’m so sick of those “I’m not a…” bags. I’m not that “Green” of a person but even I know it defeats the purpose of being “Green” when the only girls using it, are using it as an “it” purse of the moment. Wholefoods? These girls are ordering takeout ;-)
Best. Tag Line. Ever.
Best. Tag Line. Ever.
I just peed my pants.
I just peed my pants.