From Russia With Pink

May 02, 2008 @ 1:18pm

kira really loves nyc.JPGThis morning as I was chauffeured to work in my town car, I received a message from Natalie via telegram about a Russian billioneiress coming to New York with plans to take over the country by making everyone wear pink - in case you haven't heard, the much-hyped Kira Plastinina store on Broadway is finally open. Needless to say, I had to investigate.


I entered the store surreptitiously to avoid detection, and did a little recon to find out more about the subject.

Pictures of Kira and Paris Hilton plastered on the walls, faux-Gucci sunglasses perched on the heads of mannequins, Bebe Sport-ish looking jackets except more bedazzled, employees decked in House of Holland shirts, and handlers making bold claims like "we're opening 400 stores" - Basically, it looked exactly like what you'd think a 15-year old would design. And the store was packed with customers.

Amused by the entourage but kind of freaked out by the surplus of pink sparkles, I did a double take when I saw the real girl, dressed down in a textured black coat, white jeans and pink platforms far too high for her to manage. I followed her outside and stopped her after a photo op.

Our conversation, if you could call it that, went something like this:

Me: You're her!

KP: Who?

Me: Kira Plastinina

KP: Yeah, that's me.

Me: It's Brett from Fashionista

(Akward publicist interruption)

Me: So why New York?

KP: I like it.

Me: So how long are you staying?

KP: I'm leaving right now.

--BRETT KANE

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posted by guest

May 02, 2008 1:31PM

brett, i love your posts.

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posted by guest

May 02, 2008 1:34PM

get rid of natalie and britt and give all the brett! he's WAY better then Faran.

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posted by guest

May 02, 2008 1:40PM

Am I missing some subtlety here? Or Brett do you really take a towncar to work?

(Also, I like your posts as well.)

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posted by guest

May 02, 2008 1:40PM

hahaha hilarious. i wonder how the 400 stores will do...

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posted by guest

May 02, 2008 1:54PM

just passed the huge billboard announcing the one they're opening on 34th between 5th and 6th. between some dodgy stores and the forever 21, and across from h&m, zara, etc.

posted by HauteTopicTumblr

May 02, 2008 1:58PM

Hilarious! You should have someone take pictures. I feel like this needs to be seen.

posted by bananahana

May 02, 2008 3:44PM

you don't even know the hatred i feel towards this girl i haven't even met.


i am 15 years old and thank god i don't have the styling capabilities of cotton candy sequin throw up.

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posted by guest

May 02, 2008 4:14PM

This girl is 15 speaking a non-native language in a foreign country. Leave her alone.

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posted by guest

May 02, 2008 5:22PM

Brett is obviously sarcastic. Does anyone take town cars (ok, maybe) or receive telegrams? exactly.

Ah, the possibilities are infinate if you're 15. and a billionairess.

posted by Rockmantica

May 02, 2008 8:23PM

Billionairess and celebs opening 400 stores.

While they hire the real designers who can't afford to keep their own line running because of finance.

The real art of design just gets harder to find.

So sad. I'm sad.

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posted by christeenuh

May 02, 2008 11:37PM

Okay, so I have to say it. I went in with high hopes.
And basically, it looked like vomit of sequins and glitter on really bad fabrics.

And the main theme or their t-shirts seemed to be hideous sequined unicorns.

The space was cute, the clothes were not.

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posted by hipstersdontlie

May 03, 2008 12:07AM

Hilarious! I passed by the store today. I was scared.

posted by hannah

May 03, 2008 1:49PM

This is just tragic. Why does some tacky little filthy rich girl with zero style get to start her own store? And yeah, I agree with Rockmantica.

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posted by guest

May 05, 2008 12:00PM

Ok- I am sooo tired of celebrity (heiress) lines. ALL of them are tiresome, boring, dull, uninspired... shall I go on?

What is the point? No one who has any taste ever buys them and no one really cares. Now Nicole Richie, who looked like hell hit by a bus until she hired an over-priced stylist - or three- and became anorexic is doing a maternity line. Kill me now!

Where are the Hubert Givechy, Mary Quants, and Tom Fords of the world? REAL designers who can actually innovate, style, and inspire us to look better and be amazed - I would like to see actual fashion as it used to be, instead of schlock peddlars who don't even dress themselves? Ugh - sickening.

And please NO ONE buy this atrocious wal-mart quality knock-off line.

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posted by guest

May 05, 2008 7:41PM

this girl wouldn't last a second in my high school with all this sequins and pink feathers and rainbows and happiness nonsense. paris hilton doesn't even dress like this anymore.

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posted by guest

May 06, 2008 11:56AM

guest @414 - how much you wanna bet she's fluent in english? she's probably had private english tutors since she was 2 years old.

rockmantica is right on the money (for lack of a better expression)!

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