Faran: Tell me if this is awful.

Natalie: Okay.

Faran: What if we did a post being like, “But will Jonathan Saunders’ new line for Target be better than Forever 21’s ripoffs of Jonathan Saunders?”

Natalie: Haaaa! It’s true.

Faran: But it’s awful.

Natalie: Well, it’s interesting.

Faran: Plus, he’s already taken, like, his entire runway from last season and turned it into t-shirt dresses for TopShop. And now there’s going to be a Target collection of diffusion stuff from him, even though Forever 21’s already diffused his latest runway line, albeit without his permission…

Natalie: Yeah…

Britt: Didn’t this whole Jonathan/Target thing come out in January?

Faran: Gosh, this is making me dizzy. I think I need Pinkberry.

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