May 23, 2008 @ 1:58pm

"One day in the distant future, the children of our children's children will look back upon the 'aughts' for retro inspiration and stumble upon the sartorial black hole that is Paris Hilton. Her egregious crimes against fashion are too numerous to list here, but in this photo of Her Tragedy, accompanied by her boyfriend Benji Madden, the offending look is very wannabe It couple: If you took a snapshot of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty from two years ago, photocopied it 27 times, covered it in Velveeta, ran it through a Hot Topic sample sale and then sold it as a cheap knock-off on Canal Street, it would look like this picture." --Elizabeth Spiridakis on The Moment.

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posted by Softel

May 23, 2008 2:07PM

...how long do you think it'll take me to memorize that quote? :P

HILARIOUS and SO effing true!

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posted by andremichael

May 23, 2008 2:14PM

HAHAHAHA. oh. wow. the highlight of my day.

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posted by Janedoll

May 23, 2008 2:19PM

So I looked at the picture...
after I read the comment...
and OMG its the most horrible thing
I've ever seen.
I actually agree 100 percent with the commentary...
and lmao at the reference to the horrid
hot topic...we all went through that phase at 14 and passed right by it by 16
hopefully.

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posted by guest

May 23, 2008 2:31PM

hahahaha...what a great way to start the weekend. Thanks Fashionista.

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posted by guest

May 23, 2008 2:32PM

hahahahaha seriously, so true.

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posted by Holly

May 23, 2008 3:07PM

So perfect. Especially the Velveeta cheese part!

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posted by southweststyle

May 23, 2008 3:46PM

Best. Quote. Ever.

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posted by marybelle

May 23, 2008 4:49PM

That was great! Paris hilton is an abomination to anything tasteful and original. Her and Benji Madden are enough to make me vomit up everything i've ever eaten.

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posted by guest

May 23, 2008 7:18PM

I do agree with the article, but I find it so redundant. To comment on Paris' wardrobe feels so dated. I find it hard to believe that someone would think she was interesting enough to write about.

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posted by guest

May 25, 2008 3:28AM

1.The dude is wearing Vans, Cassette denim and a trilby, the same one he was wearing when Pete was waiting in line for Oasis tickets 5 years ago not looking anything like he does now, seriously if you guys did any research you see the twins in those hats forever ago... but wait you're bloggers. The trend came from Japan, get off my dick.
2.Benj just did a song with Babyshambles, Pete loves him.
3.You guys sweat the same 4 bitches... have an original thought...
4.You do know you're a blog quoting another blog... that's kindof a snapshot of some sort isn't it?

This won't make your comments... but whoever reads this shit should know, that's a whack move. Leave my family off your sight and P.S. your busted attempts to write like Faran are also real lame. Get your own voice.

-Josh Madden

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posted by guest

May 25, 2008 10:16AM

i think you mean "site"

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posted by guest

May 25, 2008 6:43PM

is that really josh madden!? oh dear...these things are funny until you realize how they can hurt some people's feelings....

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posted by etoilee8

May 27, 2008 12:01PM

I feel like that's probably not really Benji Madden. . .but I did however think this quote was a little on the mean side long before "Benji" decided to post. Yes, the look is played out and Paris looks a hot mess and while Paris isn't exactly my favourite person, I say let her wear whatever she likes and I'll wear exactly the opposite.

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posted by etoilee8

May 27, 2008 12:21PM

I mean "Josh", not "Benji".

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