Is it lunchtime already?
Because we have a little snack for those of you dying to point and laugh at something along with your cubemates.
Here are some clips from what might possibly be a show stranger than ANTM.
Did you hear those breakfast trays quivering? Catch the Miranda vibe?
Now that's the sound of "reality"!
The only saving detail - the YSL star necklace!
posted by Softel
May 14, 2008 1:05PM
aahahahahah!!! The clanging dishes reminded me of "POSTS EVERYONE!!" in Mary Poppins. ROTFLMAO to that. I might have to watch an episode or two... And of course she liked the chubby bunny's glasses. What else was she going to say? "I don't like your fat, take it off!"
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 1:11PM
HOLY SHIT. I think the blond girl in the yellow shirt goes to UC Berkeley. Friend of a friend kind of thing. I'd recognize that ridiculous amount of mascara anywhere. If it is her, her name's Cologne Schmidt. If it's not, then the resemblance is scary.
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 1:21PM
i totally thought that was Cologne too...if it's not it looks JUST like her.
posted by johnhenry
May 14, 2008 1:21PM
this looks awful. when does it start? i cannot wait, i think i'm addicted already.
posted by FWD
May 14, 2008 1:25PM
What was with the chick with the boobs? How can anyone think that's a good idea? "I need to impress my boss with my chic, individual style. Maybe I should hoist the girls around my ears and wear a really tight dress."
Who does she think she works for, Flava Flav?
posted by elle
May 14, 2008 1:26PM
guest @ 1:04 - of course they didn't mock the fat girl, they're on tv! besides, even if they weren't, they probably wouldn't do it to her face anyway, at least not overtly (unless they're absolutely cruel)
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 1:40PM
Oh my god. Who was that ugg-wearing nightmare in the first clip? the sound of her whine was like nails on a chalkboard.
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 2:23PM
wow the comments on this post are ridiculous. adults living in the real world , fashion world or not, don't always mock "the fat girl."
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 2:59PM
I know those Pink Argyle socks ANYWHERE
William Buckley hahaha
I'm calling him IMMEDIATELY
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 3:23PM
Does anyone read the blog A Serious Job is No Excuse?? Because that is Jo in the Marc Jacobs dress in the second clip!
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 3:32PM
Is it wrong that I'm actually looking forward to this? In a ANTM not serious way?
My only problem is the girl wearing those AA hipster glasses that every other person has ... and that I secretly want too.
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 4:11PM
I'm glad someone else commented on Anne. Her on Project Runway compared to how she looks in this clip = completely different! The sad thing is, she looks way better!
posted by kimmi
May 14, 2008 4:18PM
I don't think I can take seriously a fashion executive who can't walk in heels.
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 4:23PM
Cologne? As a name? I'm confused.
And this show looks ridic but I'll still be watching...
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 4:47PM
possibly the most rediculous/ brilliant guilty pleasure on TV! bring it to london! i have interned at a few magazines and i dont think any editors even LOOKED at me, let alone insult my clothes! and why are they bringing her breakfast- everyone knows fashion people don't eat!!!
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 5:07PM
I've been reading A Serious Job is No Excuse for as long as it's been up. Johanna's actually no joke..strong writer, really funny, and crazy smart. it's early but I'm 100% behind Team Johanna!
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 5:15PM
ok, i am chubby so this is not "pick on the fat girl" but what first impresion is that outfit giving
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 5:51PM
Yeah, I don't know what her parents were thinking when they named her Cologne. Sorority girls with borderline eating disorders? Party!
posted by reddahlia
May 14, 2008 6:17PM
my god, i'm drooling for this to start! i so love bad, bad, bad awesome reality tv.
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 6:42PM
LMAO Kimmi @ 4.18 you're so dead on: she was walking like drunk diana ross. a good rule of thum: dont buy heels if you can't wear them.
In other news, this is completely not at all what working at a fashion is like. i have a feeling this show is just going to annoy the crap out of me...
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 7:07PM
doesn't get much better than the shot where she's strutting into the office with those YSL stars jangling. it was enough to make me love that necklace, which i had despised up until now.
posted by marybelle
May 14, 2008 7:19PM
Totally Kimmi! That was HORRIBLE. Christian Louboutin should be ashamed she is wearing his shoes! I sooo hope Joe Zee is not a part of this horribly campy (although I CANNOT wait to watch) show.
PS - Not one of the potential candidates looke remotely 'stylish' but Anne's necklace was A-MAZING!
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 7:21PM
KIMMI I'm so agree with you....she don't know how to walk in heels (the girl who said everyone grab your trais......could teach her)and she acted so fake with her arms on her waist and the theatrical entrance...and if you ask the "contestants" I don't even think they could tell you the necklace was YSL...such a guilty pleasure...and please somebody save that Marc dress!!!!!
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 8:05PM
i like your glasses is more like lose 80 pounds and then give me a call honey
hahaha
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 11:28PM
is anne slowey really that much of a c*nt? i would shoot myself in the head if i had to work with people like that.
posted by guest
May 15, 2008 1:53AM
Anne Slowey is fab. Crazy but fab crazy.
but yes I am pretty sure joe zee is a part of this.
posted by DivaDelux
May 15, 2008 7:45AM
Ugh, the whole Devil Wears Prada entrance Anne makes is nauseating. Love the fact that they shoot this mess in a fake office though.
posted by guest
May 15, 2008 9:54AM
It's clearly obvious that Anne can't properly walk in heels, because she usually don't walk in heel Pre Stylista she always wore flats and didn't strut around in YSL star necklaces.
posted by guest
May 15, 2008 12:35PM
Hmmm, if AS did not wear heels in the office before, couldn't she just "practice" until filming commenced? Or, dare I suggest this, wear a 3 1/2 inch heel instead of 5 inch? I'm not in the industry, just a casual lover of fashion in general (not neccesarily name brands), but it seems like those really high heels are just not practical, except for when they go to the shows or other special events.
posted by guest
May 16, 2008 10:16AM
This is so so embarrassing for Elle (and Anne Slowey in particular). Even if she's clearly playing a role (mean bitch boss), it just comes across as pathetic and grasping. Does everyone at that magazine really want to be a reality TV star that badly (yes being the obvious answer)? Way to make yourself a joke in the industry, Anne! So lame.
posted by guest
May 21, 2008 8:16PM
i totally sent in an audition tape for this!! haha it was such a fun idea at the time, but really, why must they take themselves so seriously? lighten up a little!
posted by guest
Jun 05, 2008 3:43AM
jeezz.... cologne is beautiful and she has the cutest clothes. I'll be rooting for her!
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posted by guest
May 14, 2008 1:04PM
This is supposed to be representative of the fashion industry and yet she didn't mock the fat girl??