This really isn't how you sell clothes...
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 1:24PM
ahahah they look terrible!
also, i've always wondered how women can spend $5,000 on a dress that will be delivered by regular post. how tempting would it be to steal a net-a-porter box off someone's porch?
posted by adoreaudrey
May 13, 2008 1:30PM
Good point, guest at 1:24! Although, if I were expecting a Net-A-Porter box, I doubt it would be sitting on my porch:)
posted by PJH
May 13, 2008 1:44PM
Net-a-porter does the "someone has to sign for it" thing when they deliver packages. It can be kind of annoying when you're at work all day.
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 1:47PM
Sasha looks terrifying...and to think I used to used to see a resemblance between her and Gemma Ward...
posted by louis
May 13, 2008 2:06PM
they look so TIRED! (and emaciated, but that goes in hand with runway models)
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 2:07PM
sasha is like the crack version of gemma ward but i still think they look scarily alike.
i couldn't even tell them apart before gemma gained weight.
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 2:09PM
sasha is scart she tends to look awful on the runaway but incredible in eds and covers
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 2:14PM
Oh sad, don't talk about stealing packages!!! Last year during one of Yoox's sample sales I ordered red stella mccartney heels, marc jacobs pants, balenciaga pants, and a mcqueen dress, and the dumb ups doofus left the box on my porch without getting a signature, and some hoodrat stole it! since it was sample sale, they couldn't resend my shit. saaaad face!
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 2:37PM
net a porter delivers via messenger service in NYC by next day, also you have to sign for it. and they're sales have gone up 85% in the last year, so I would say they're doing a pretty good job "selling clothes."
although the models do look run over by a bus in those shots.
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 3:14PM
its as if they actively searched for horrible pictures of beautiful people...
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 3:21PM
guest at 2.14: that's literally awful. last year i came home to see someone had kicked the door in and turned it upside down. they took my camera, an old phone, passport, some credit cards etc, but when the police came round and i had to give them a list i was most upset about the clothes! i was like 'PRADA bag. MARC JACOBS sunglasses. YSL clutch, and gave them really specific descriptions and how they were limited editions and stuff. then casually mentioned the 'important' stuff.
think the police thought i was the biggest idiot in the world.
posted by hipstersdontlie
May 13, 2008 3:33PM
I don't know what would make me more upset: If someone stole my clothes or my computers!
posted by etoilee8
May 13, 2008 3:58PM
Fashionista, I logged on to Net-a-porter last night and I was thinking the exact same thing. The smokey eye just isn't working it's usual magic on these three. . .
posted by guest
May 13, 2008 6:43PM
Whoa... I suddenly feel about 100% better about myself! God, they look rough...!!!!
posted by etoilee8
May 13, 2008 9:19PM
Dude guest 4:40, that was so unnecessarily mean spirited. There's a whole lot of hating on this website recently and I just don't get it. I know it's easier to be mean over the internet, but I think people should think before they post. If you run the risk of ruining someone's day with your comment, is it really worth it? Probably not. . . I'd be upset too if someone stole my stuff.
posted by guest
May 14, 2008 7:55AM
Feel free to call me an idiot, but I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking for on the net-a-porter.com homepage. Everyone is talking about Sasha (LOVE!) and Jessica Stam (HATE!) but all I can see is Bruna Tenorio in Fendi's Spring/Summer 2008 circle print dress on the front page.
Please help!











posted by PJH
May 13, 2008 1:07PM
No, it really isn't. Ouch, they're a hot mess. They look like they fell into a hedge. Although, I do have to say that their looks are consistent. :)