“If Heather Locklear had a parasitic twin emerging from her sternum who happened to be a nun, this would be something they would agree they could wear to Starbucks.” - Cintra Wilson, who tried to go shopping at the new Oak.
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posted by guest
Jul 30, 2008 1:56PM
I am in love with Cintra Wilson's critical shopper comments -- there's also this quote from her article about Dolce & Gabbana:
I’m not saying Dolce & Gabbana celebrates brutality, but they do make me think that all my wardrobe really needs is a gold-plated Kalashnikov, an entourage of boy soldiers and a necklace of human teeth. They pour gasoline on life’s more incendiary fantasies by tempting you to submit to your moral incompetence: to indulge your most terrible defense mechanisms, to abuse power.
L’état, c’est moi, baby.
Life, she is dirty and cheap, but not my handbag. Bring me the head of St. John Sport. I am the Lizard Queen.
Isn't she wonderful?
posted by fashionursta
Jul 30, 2008 1:21PM
OOOHH! You scooped tomorrow's Times! I love Cintra Wilson's sense of humor and look forward to her stealth shopping expeditions. Except, I really like Oak too.