England’s Glastonbury music festival is always full of famous faces, but apparently they’re not so recognizable when covered in mud and swaying to music.

A modeling scout, accompanied by a “couple of young, blonde catwalk-model types,” spotted Kate Middleton dancing to Amy Winehouse in the VIP section and allegedly had no clue who she was.

He walked right up to her, commented on her cheek bones and tiny waist and handed her a card. Not that we think she’d be interested, but would she even be allowed to model?

And more importantly, would this work? If we pretended to be totally clueless and approached our favorite models in the street to tell them they’d be smash hits in the industry, would they buy it?