Are you sitting down?
Because what we just heard might knock you off your wedges:
1. Calvin Klein is re-releasing Ck One, presumably to pick up on the 90′s vibe everybody’s really feeling now post-The Wackness.
2. And, instead of getting Kate and Marky Mark to pose topless, they’re getting 90′s favorite Kirsten Owen, who’s also appearing in the Fall Marc ads, alongside IMG babe Guinevere van Seenus.
3. Oh, and Kirsten and Guinevere will joined by… Agyness!
We’re assuming they won’t be wearing much of anything besides Calvin jeans, but whatever, because it don’t matter what you wear, they’re checking out your savoir faire…