We know something you don’t know.

But since everyone knows how touchy things can get when Gossip Girl spoilers are strewn about right on homepages, we’re keeping this one safe from regretful eyes, after the jump.

Just one carrot: It does have to do with fashion…

Looks like Little J didn’t learn her lesson Monday night -

Not only did she seemingly give Eleanor a big “F YOU” because her dress ended up as the final look at Eleanor’s show, now we’ve learned that in the next new episode (October 13), she’s staging a runway show of her own.

Now:

1. So she’s staging a show two weeks after Fashion Week? Who’s going? Where’s it going to be? Who’s paying for it? Will Serena model all of it? Blair?

2. We guess this means she’s not going back to school - a full collection takes weeks - ok, on television it’ll take like three all-nighters back to back - and we’re pretty sure that won’t bode well will her new rules of “water, bread and school”. Unless of course, Rufus goes out of town to accompany Dan during his visit to Yale…

3. We have no idea what the clothes are going to look like (but our guess is one party dress after another), but we do know all the accessories were provided by Tarina Tarantino, so expect pink necklaces and glittery hair pieces in the style of the Tarina necklace Jenny wore last episode, at left.

4. And finally, if she screws over who is supposed to be this big designer in fashion by coming out as this 15-year old design intern extraordinaire, doesn’t that pretty much cement her to a career designing for Talbots or something?

Ok, just had to tell you. Good night!