This just in:
A clue as to who wins Stylist (and no, we really can’t drum up the words for the guy who hyperventilated like he was a hostage last night).
But since we know what crabby pants people can be over spoilers, it’s hidden after the jump!
From an ELLE staffer:
“The person who wins is definitely a girl, though I’m not sure which one. But I hear that the judges really actually like her, and that she absolutely will work in the same office as us, but who really knows. She hasn’t actually started the job yet.”
Our guess goes to either Meghan (who owns Addict) or Johanna (who sounds smart).
But whatever. We can’t believe we’re seriously watching this thing.