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The Thing About Stylista..

stylista judges.jpgLike you, we watched the premiere of Stylista last night. And probably like you, we were left… unsettled.

Can we be frank? Good. Because this is getting kind of weird. It was all fun and games when Nina Garcia decided to be a judge on a show that used to be genuinely good, and all she did was give her professional opinion while sitting neat and tidy in her director’s chair, occasionally trading jokes with Michael and Heidi, which was cute.

Then when Kelly Cutrone joined the Hills cast, it was just like “ha ha” cool, because, after all, she is a publicist - as in, publicist - and she truly did not attempt to act any differently than she does in real life, which on MTV, is admirable. (We’re not even touching The Fashionista Diaries at this time - and ANTM never felt shocking since the judges on the show are hardly industry members anyway.)

But now what was once fun and games has hit a bona fide fever pitch, with the Style Channel’s new The Stylist, MTV’s Model Makers, and of course, Whitney Port’s new spinoff, The City, in which she works for an actual designer who’ll probably be on camera a total of ten seconds by season’s end. But we doubt any of these will hit home the way Stylista did last night.

Because the thing is, everyone knows these people. You’ve either seen them out, seen their work, worked with them or maybe for them, and you definitely know what they actually walk / talk / look / dress like, so watching them play their own caricature was a little like seeing your little sister’s Facebook - disturbing.

(And can we just add here that when it came out that contestant Megan is co-owner of Addict on 12th St, we literally involuntarily yelled, “WHAT?!” to the screen.)

No one expects reality television to be real, so these real, recognized people with real jobs playing their tele-real versions is kind of like getting robbed in your home - you can’t believe it’s happening, and you keep asking yourself, “is this really happening?” Because dear reader, it’s not. At least, not really.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 10:58AM

But the thing is, NOT everyone knows these people. "We" know these people, but to anyone living outside NYC or not working in fashion, fashion magazines are still a total mystery and very exciting. So I think "we" might enjoy watching Top Chef or something more, because we don't know the cast.

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posted by andremichael

Oct 23, 2008 11:28AM

exactly.
it was an extremely democratic & suburban view of the industry. & like the guest @ 10:58am alluded, of course WE are unfulfilled - but there's a "fashionisto" in [i don't know] missouri somewhere soaking it up. so (shoulder shrug) mission accomplished...?

although I did scream when I saw kate & her white menswear blazer.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 11:42AM

"Because the thing is, everyone knows these people."

oh Fashionista, never stop flaunting your privilege.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 11:50AM

As a fashion addict stuck in Wisconsin...I loved the premier last night. Unlike the fashion elite of New York, I do not know these people or the industry as well as you. Therefore, it is inspiring to watch this show and see what my dream unfolding for the contestants. Don't forget about the fashionistas in other places besides NYC....we are out there and shows like this are our little piece of paradise :)

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 11:53AM

i live in new york, work in publishing and still enjoyed every minute of that show!

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posted by TyTy

Oct 23, 2008 11:55AM

Unless this post was written for the other staff writers, no, we don't all know these people. I'd bet a large portion of fashionista readers live in nowheresville, missouri or something.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 11:59AM

I watched Stylista last night. I do not live in NYC, although I interned there over the Summer, and I do not know these people. I thought that the show was ridiculous. I never knew that making a healthy breakfast showed that you had what it takes to become an assistant editor or whatever position they are trying to get. The guy who got kicked off last night because of his boring choice of clothes was probably one of the most qualified for the position considering that he has an ivy league education. If this is REALLY what the fashion industry is like, maybe I should think about going into a different career. I do not know if I am so turned off because of the people on the show or the entire idea of the show itself. Oh, and why does everyone in the house have a fear of boobs?

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 12:13PM

I have a feeling that because of these fashion oriented shows there will be a rise of women wanting to major/work in the industry. The outlook for MTV viewers is dismal.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 12:23PM

Why is everyone hating on Missouri? Besides, I'm pretty sure Elle isn't doing the show to give a lucky stylista a job so much as they are to boost their sales and ad revenue...and Anne Slowey and Joe Zee's celebrity.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 12:24PM

It was shrewd move for the Addict girl to get on the show. Mentioning the store every week is priceless for her business. Winning or losing the show she will probably see a spike in her store's sales.

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posted by Lauren

Oct 23, 2008 12:28PM

Isn't Addict called Owl Lab now or something?

I didn't watch this because Anne Slowey is one of my industry idols and didn't want to feel embarrassed for her. But now feel like I have to tune in. Is it good? Is it ridiculously fake? I feel like no one is addressing this head on...

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 12:49PM

I worked at ELLE and have worked in fashion mags a long time. For reader #7, yes, being a mind reader is a part of the job whether you are a fashion assistant or a marketing director. You need to be one step ahead, otherwise how on earth are you going to prove that you have the chops to make it in this business? A business I might add that is all about how smart, connected and cute you are. That said Anne's demands may have been exagerated for TV, but every single assistant that I knew had their boss' breakfast/coffee/car/messenegerd package for them befor they ever wanted to ask for it.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 12:51PM

Point blank the show is making a complete mockery of the industry as a whole and ppl who actually have been working very hard to make it!

If you do live in Nowheresville, USA please don't think this is what life in the fashion industry in NYC is like bc there is alot more to it then breakfast and boobs!

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 1:18PM

ok ok, besides all that. Can someone please tell if Anne Slowey has a peg leg or something? She can't walk in heels -and perhaps shouldn't?


ps: everyone is ridiculously silly.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 1:21PM

I agree with fashionista, it was sooo meta! Also, to people saying they love fashion but do not "know" these people, as fashionista pointed out, "knowing them" includes feeling familiar with her work through reading Elle, which anyone who is interested in fashion anywhere has access to.

p.s. the girl who owns addict is just as bad in real life, my friends and I call her "boulder"...I think that might be where she is from, but it could have something to do with her personality or seeing her passed out somewhere or something...the worst

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 1:28PM

I'm from Missouri, and everyone's hating on it... ha I hate on it too. :)
I have NO connection to the fashion industry, except for the fact that I LOVE fashion, and even I can tell that this show is a mockery.
Obviously fake; being from Missouri doesn't mean you can't tell.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 1:42PM

p.s. I am commenter 15, and I have a disclaimer...just wanted to say the people at owl's lab now are great and super helpful...that isn't really where I know the meghan girl from, so I don't know if she is still affiliated with them. Anyway, point is, I totally support owl's lab and find all of the shopgirls to be very sweet and helpful, plus they gave fashionista readers that discount a few moths ago...

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 2:59PM

Can someone please coach Ms Slowey on the proper way to walk in heels?

A clydesdale has more grace.
Thought the show was fun, though.

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posted by bastylefilegirl

Oct 23, 2008 3:14PM

#19,

I was going to ask the same thing my goodness your a so called Fashion Maven, and a want to be Devil Wears Prada style boss and I can't tell if you have bunions, your shoes are sized wrong or what because you can't walk in heels? I do have to admit that was one of the two things that made me continue to watch the show...the trainwreck that is Anne Slowey's walk ahaha!

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posted by fauvism3

Oct 23, 2008 3:56PM

I work in publishing and the show was a joke. Those were hilariously not the Hachette offices they actually work in, on Broadway. They didn't even try to conceal this fact.

Secondly, MALINA and the others who actually work at Elle have JOBS. I'm sure the staffers at that ridiculous fashion show hated their bosses for making them leave work, come downtown, film for 20 minutes, and then go back uptown to work.

Also, the contestants making cute kindergarten collages for layout pages? Ha ha. In the real world, we use a program called inDesign that most aspiring editors should know.

To echo the Fug Girls on NYMag, Anne slowey should have been herself. In real life, she is nothing like that...the only person that is actually semi-imperious is Anna and even she is secretly nice. The show is geared towards the people in Wisconsin and Missouri who won't get these differences and won't care.

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posted by fauvism3

Oct 23, 2008 4:02PM

Haha I didn't fully read #7. An Ivy League education (or one at a same-level school like Tufts, Northwestern, UChicago, Georgetown, Duke, etc.) DOES NOT make you qualified to work in fashion. It might mean you are smart, but what was his degree in? He was writing poetry...a literary mag would have been a much better choice. Just because you are smart and like fashion doesn't mean you should work in it.

Also, plenty of people in fashion DO have those degrees (Sylvana Soto-Ward, MMB, Andre, Lawren Howell, Anne Slowey herself, and Faran as well). Others don't, but if they are at all lacking in intellect, they make up for in fashion sense and commitment to the business.

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posted by bryanboy

Oct 23, 2008 5:42PM

i really think there should be a reality show about bloggers.

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posted by SocialButterflyNyc

Oct 23, 2008 6:05PM

I totally 100% agree with fauvism3 !!!!

Also I am so glad someone noticed Anne walking in those heels, I'm a man and I could walk better in heels I felt sorry for her and for the fact that she is pretending to be something that she is not...evil! I've seen the devil wears prada I don't need to see it again so I hope she does not continue to throw her coat around like that or walk into the ( fake) office like theres a stick up her you know what. I pray for the day that there's an actual reality show that hmmm idk is actually kind of real.

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 7:02PM

Dear F,
Congrats on making an astute and provacative obeservation and commentary on last night's show!
so many fashionistas are afraid to publicly rock the boat, but you bitches aren't.

LOVE IT!
keep tellin it like it is, girl.

xo
k

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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 7:44PM

I thought it was interesting how William from London got blasted for his colorful getup, and then when he made himself over wearing all black, he was instantly applauded for being stylish and fashionable.
To me, his new, all-black ensemble was waaaay more boring than the booted Ivy Leaguer's tie/V-neck/oxford combo.

Also agree with above commenters on Slowey's inability to walk in heels.

Living in Chicago, I have no idea if that is how Slowey is in real life, but even if it's not, why do successful, stylish women have to be portrayed in the media as bitches? Even the two girls presenting the challenges were being 'fake bitchy.'
I get it: it's for ratings, but nonetheless, the entire schtick is tired and completely uninteresting.


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posted by guest

Oct 23, 2008 7:59PM

The show was embarrassing for everyone involved (including myself as viewer)! Seemed incredibly juvenile and am SO tired of watching reality show contestants (who are ALWAYS the SAME, no matter what the focus of the show is) belittle each other for attention.

Also, watching the creepy over-acting by AS et al. made me uncomfortable and reminded me of how much Elle has gone downhill. Used to love it, always bought it. Now won't even pick it up to take a quick look at the newsstand. The layout is headache-inducing, the content is blah and don't even get me started on the September JS cover...frankly, the magazine just depresses me.

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posted by allisonwrote

Oct 23, 2008 9:53PM

What I also find embarrassing, though unrelated, is that Faran Krentcil doesn't see the conflict-of-interest in allowing Nylon to plug Fashionista.com.

x
allison

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posted by rocketcup

Oct 23, 2008 11:07PM

@ allison above:

i don't think it is a conflict of interest for nylon plugging fashionista and vice versa, since faran no longer really works for fashionista, but it is convenient. scratch my back and i'll scratch yours.

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posted by guest

Oct 24, 2008 12:02AM

I felt like I was watching a bad high-school play: bad acting, less-than-credible scenery, artificial drama. It is sad that so much energy goes into producing a mediocre show that does no one any favors. It sure wouldn't inspire me to look to ELLE as a source of inspiration, that's for sure.

At least on shows like project runway there are decent critiques, not just meanness.

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posted by guest

Oct 25, 2008 1:09PM

I worked in the fashion industry and I know both contestants and judges on the show and everyone else I know who works in the industry has some access to at least one other person on the show.

Anne Slowey cannot walk in heels.

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posted by guest

Oct 29, 2008 1:34AM

what you people don't realize is that this show was created by the same people who did Project Runway!!!


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posted by guest

Oct 29, 2008 1:34AM

what you people don't realize is that this show was created by the same people who did Project Runway!!!


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posted by Stylebites

Nov 16, 2008 7:38PM

Maybe the person you and your friends call "Boulder" is really Julie Fredrickson? They are so similar and both so horrible. Julie might as well be on the show. I would be shocked if she didn't audition.

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